As Thick on the Ground as Mushrooms After the Rain

  • As Thick on the Ground as
Mushrooms Aft er the Rain
  • As Thick on the Ground as
Mushrooms Aft er the Rain
  • As Thick on the Ground as
Mushrooms Aft er the Rain
  • As Thick on the Ground as
Mushrooms Aft er the Rain

Idea description:

Bratislava. Streets, paths, trees (we still have some places with such a phenomenon), pavements, roads, cars, cars, cars…, advertisement, advertisement, advertisement, advertisement, advertisement, con- structions, demolition sites, batch sites, skyscrapers, skyscrapers and Skyscrapers once again. Biskupice, Nové Mesto, Staré mesto, reportedly even Dúbravka soon, Lamač not yet. We wonder when Pezinok, Dunajská Streda and other towns and
small towns will start to build them, since such Lučenec may already be proud of its landmarks without church bells. Do you remember the movie “Hop – a je tu lidoop“ (Hoo – and here comes a Yahoo; translator’s note)? We would slightly adapt the phrase to the current life: “You are mindless for a while and hoo – and here comes a skyscraper!“ A serious topic, a complex question and an even more complex answer. If we don’t have, what we have, we will have it later. Tall buildings probably belong to a city (in the Middle European scale) like Bratislava. They are simply here, a large number now and a larger later. Nobody will probably mind the number, or more, their height, perhaps even the look of them will not attract attention if… if the place for the towers is clearly defined beforehand, if they do not hide older landmarks of the city or if they create a clear panorama for Bratislava. If somebody is look- ing at the city from the castle hill, he will feel like he’s looking at an old crocodile’s lower jawbone with some teeth missing. Tall city dominants are as thick on the ground as mushrooms after the rain. Here, there, and over there… What to do? Of course we don‘t know of any apparent answer to this question, but as a joke we‘re offering a fairy-tale solution of how to uniform the modern stumps. Mushrooms are simple. They are collected, brought home, cooked and then eaten. Since, regarding skyscrapers, we‘re not able to do that to a sufficient extent (perhaps next time), we
decide to make them uniform them at least from an appearance point of view. Each of the landam- rks’ roofs will have a circular or elliptical “aureole”, depending on the buildings shape, which might be used primarily by skilled abseiling window cleaners, secondarily as a traverse rod for semi-transparent curtains, behind which the lights from windows would glow in evenings creating shining totems of the city. During the days they would be used as shadow elements. Funny? Maybe yes, maybe not…